What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?